Overheard at Tribeca hardware: Day 1
Customer: I heard that in California they found a cancer causing ingredient in this paint.
Hardware shop dude: What don't they think causes cancer in California? You live in New York, cancer's everywhere. You want the paint?
Customer: I guess.
Day 2
Customer: Are these heaters any good?
Hardware shop dude: To tell you the truth they're all crap.
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