MISTER PLOUGH

anyone for brenfast

Delhi Beer

...long way to go just for a beer.....

spelling mistake #2

The pleas fell on deaf ears...

Spelling mistake #1

This sign is at 34th St/Penn Station on a very busy platform. It must be glanced at by tens of thousands of people a day. I might petition NY city council to fix it.

I am not...

nor have ever been, Grizzly Adams....
...although, looking at the back catalogue of the series, probably not so bad.

Overheard at the hardware store

Overheard at Tribeca hardware: Day 1

Customer: I heard that in California they found a cancer causing ingredient in this paint.
Hardware shop dude: What don't they think causes cancer in California? You live in New York, cancer's everywhere. You want the paint?
Customer: I guess.

Day 2
Customer: Are these heaters any good?
Hardware shop dude: To tell you the truth they're all crap.